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Ketchup left overnig 说:
2014年1月15日 10:20

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

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Am I lightheaded bec 说:
2014年1月15日 06:27

Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?

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Against stupidity th 说:
2014年1月15日 02:28

Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

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If quantum physics d 说:
2014年1月15日 02:27

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

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But at my back I alw 说:
2014年1月14日 03:57

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.

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Heaven is an America 说:
2014年1月14日 00:11

Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

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When the rich think 说:
2014年1月14日 00:11

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

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If people are good o 说:
2014年1月13日 20:42

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

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The only way to get 说:
2014年1月13日 19:52

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

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I've just learned ab 说:
2014年1月13日 12:06

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

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2014年1月12日 18:47

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In any contest betwe 说:
2013年8月14日 15:23

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

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The problem with peo 说:
2013年8月14日 05:08

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

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Before the war is en 说:
2013年8月13日 21:09

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

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If it wasn't for C, 说:
2013年8月13日 21:08

If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

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Science is like sex: 说:
2013年8月13日 12:58

Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

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How wrong it is for 说:
2013年8月13日 12:58

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.

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Anyone who considers 说:
2013年8月13日 05:16

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

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No mention of God. T 说:
2013年8月13日 05:15

No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.