How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels !
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.
2013年8月13日 12:58
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
2013年8月13日 05:16
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
2013年8月13日 05:15
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
2013年8月12日 20:44
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
2013年8月12日 20:44
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
2013年8月12日 12:57
Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels !
2013年8月12日 12:57
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
2013年8月12日 04:33
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
2013年8月12日 04:32
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
2013年8月11日 20:37
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
2013年8月11日 12:45
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
2013年8月11日 04:40
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
2013年8月11日 04:40
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
2013年8月10日 20:49
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
2013年8月10日 20:49
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
2013年8月10日 12:47
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
2013年8月10日 12:46
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
2013年8月10日 03:59
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
2013年8月09日 19:38
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
2013年8月09日 11:45
A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.