If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?

Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.

Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

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In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it